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		<title>By: The Sacrifice Bunt: A San Diego Padres Blog &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Help us (insert name here), you’re our only hope!: Episode III – Fall of the White Sox</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Sacrifice Bunt: A San Diego Padres Blog &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Help us (insert name here), you’re our only hope!: Episode III – Fall of the White Sox</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 21:19:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Gonzalez Padres Wallpaper: SilhouetteRay on To be the bestZach on To be the bestLarry Faria on Help us (insert name here), you&#8217;re our only hope!Melvin on Help us (insert name here), you’re our only hope!: Episode II &#8211; Attack of Pat [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Gonzalez Padres Wallpaper: SilhouetteRay on To be the bestZach on To be the bestLarry Faria on Help us (insert name here), you&#8217;re our only hope!Melvin on Help us (insert name here), you’re our only hope!: Episode II &#8211; Attack of Pat [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Larry Faria</title>
		<link>http://thesacrificebunt.com/2300/help-us-insert-name-here-youre-our-only-hope/comment-page-1/#comment-12293</link>
		<dc:creator>Larry Faria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 23:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There are only two choices: let the kids work it out at bat - it&#039;s a long season - OR:

whenever Tony Gwynn is announced at bat, send up his dad to hit. He can hide in the tunnel while his kid is in the field, and when the Padres are at bat, young Tony goes in the tunnel, old Tony comes out to hit. No one will know the difference!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are only two choices: let the kids work it out at bat &#8211; it&#8217;s a long season &#8211; OR:</p>
<p>whenever Tony Gwynn is announced at bat, send up his dad to hit. He can hide in the tunnel while his kid is in the field, and when the Padres are at bat, young Tony goes in the tunnel, old Tony comes out to hit. No one will know the difference!</p>
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		<title>By: Friday Links (21 May 10) &#8211; Ducksnorts</title>
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		<dc:creator>Friday Links (21 May 10) &#8211; Ducksnorts</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 13:29:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Help us (insert name here), you&#8217;re our only hope! (Sacrifice Bunt). Recently the idea has surfaced that the Padres could have interest in Jermaine Dye. Ray explains why this is a bad idea: &#8220;Dye&#8217;s bat could bring some added oomph to this lineup. Even last year, in a down season, Dye hit 27 home runs with a .344 wOBA. Unfortunately, he was also the worst defensive player in all of baseball. His UZR/150 was -26.4 and on his career, Dye is a -16.3 outfielder. This team definitely needs some offense, but what happens to our pitching and defense with Jermaine Dye roaming around the spacious confines of Petco Park?&#8221; Yeah, what he said. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Help us (insert name here), you&#8217;re our only hope! (Sacrifice Bunt). Recently the idea has surfaced that the Padres could have interest in Jermaine Dye. Ray explains why this is a bad idea: &#8220;Dye&#8217;s bat could bring some added oomph to this lineup. Even last year, in a down season, Dye hit 27 home runs with a .344 wOBA. Unfortunately, he was also the worst defensive player in all of baseball. His UZR/150 was -26.4 and on his career, Dye is a -16.3 outfielder. This team definitely needs some offense, but what happens to our pitching and defense with Jermaine Dye roaming around the spacious confines of Petco Park?&#8221; Yeah, what he said. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Randy Ready</title>
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		<dc:creator>Randy Ready</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 18:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d prefer the mumble to a collective groan.</description>
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		<title>By: Ray</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 23:12:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dye could be the vocal leader of the clubhouse, freeing Budbot and Adrian to mumble amongst themselves.</description>
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		<title>By: Eric Ensminger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eric Ensminger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 22:44:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When it comes to Dye, I agree with my Woe! Doctor colleague, Bryant: &quot;And while I&#039;m not one to put too much weight into clubhouse chemistry, I certainly don&#039;t feel that the combined veteran leadership of BudBot, Adrián González, and Dye will mesh well with what seems to be a pretty tight-knit group of guys.&quot; Thanks, but no thanks, Jermaine.</description>
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