Baseball is a perfect delicate flower that can do no wrong:
What if the scoring rules were changed so that, say, if a starter leaves after seven innings with a lead, the bullpen blows it, but the team regains the lead for good in its next at-bat, the official scorer has the discretion to award the win to the starter?
Baseball’s all-time saves leader did not think much of the idea.
“I think it’s trying to reinvent the wheel as far as statistics are concerned,” Padres closer Trevor Hoffman said. “It’s not the way statistics have been run thus far.”
This is why blogs, or at least someone with backbone needs media access. To ask, “Ok, yes, indeed, games have been scored this way for awhile. But isn’t it still obviously, grossly, unfair and wrong?” No? Nobody’s going to ask that?
Just as funny is the way we bend over ass-backwards to make up for the complete crapulence of Wins and Saves. Instead of using qualifiers “hard luck losses” and the like, can’t we just admit they were bad ideas to begin with and just fix the problem?
Why do I feel the need to ask so many rhetorical questions?
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