It is a well known fact that writers who regularly cite equivalent average, Pythagorean record, and major league equivalences are known as “dope” and “super rad” by hip urban youth.
In order to cement our image of popularity in the eyes of the Dragonball Z fan club, where the hip urban youth hang out, naturally, we are excited to announce The Sacrifice Bunt Theme Song. It will now play automatically every time our site is loaded.
Don’t worry, we’re well aware autoplaying music never gets old.
Warning, there is swearing. Yes, we also wish swearing was illegal.
Smack by Zion I and The Grouch.
We make pesos
Plus we do want we want
Rather swing for the fence than go for the bunt
Protip: Listen for references of blogging and free agency as well.
P.S. Who in San Diego isn’t depressed after that Chargers loss to Baltimore? This photo of LaDanian is the only good thing to come out of it.